The Bachelor

March 8, 2010

In this episode Tom and Tim discuss the hit reality show ‘The Bachelor’, America’s favorite sex-free 20 hour porn movie. Also discussed…

Olympic Fever Finally Subsides
Tom’s Strong Opinions on The Bachelor
Pooping Your Way Into Show Business
Tim and Tom Stop Solving One Person’s Problems
Podcast Philanthropy
A Special Musical Performance from Jimmy Bluffert
Don’t Forget Your Tim-screen

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Cruises

February 28, 2010

In this episode we talk about cruises, and Tom shares anecdotes from his recent vacation on board a luxury cruise. Also:

- the arduous process of recording a weekly podcast
- the perils of fame
- jumping overboard is not a good idea
- treating limo drivers with respect by never shooting them
- TCGTE’s after hours cruise ship spectacular stage show
- the difference between cruise ships and pirate ships
- Jersey Shore rejects in Belize
- cell phone reception from Cuba
- renting books from the liberry
- taking pictures of jerks reading Maxim Magazine
- disguising strip clubs as cowboy hat stores

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Mass Transit

February 21, 2010

In this episode we cover the mass transit system. Topics include:

* TCGTE on location
* Bus smarts
* Bus Studies/Bust Studies
* Buses driven by children
* Throwing up on hambones
* Wearing velcro shoes and maternity jeans
* TV’s Clark Kent invented the Segway
* Amateur Rocketeers
* Hiding hobo clothes throughout the city like a superhero
* Tom yells at an old woman
* Unimportant police activity on the subway

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*Please excuse the lateness of this episode. Tim’s not so smart when it comes to the internet. Next episode will be up at the regular time.

In this very special 2010 Winter Olympic preview episode, Tom tries to keep Tim’s Olympic Fever in check while they discuss:

* the inspirational book The Secret’s effect on Team USA’s dominance
* the Olympics vs. the much more extreme X-Games
* building homemade Olympic torches using propane tanks
* skiing on hay
* the exciting new sport, “horseboarding”
* lugers and skeletors
* Olympic prophecies
* the use performance enhancing drugs in curling

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The Grammy Awards

February 8, 2010

In this one we mostly just complain like old men about the state of pop music today.
Lady Gaga
Taylor Swift
Pink
Black Eyed Peas
Michael Jackson
With a special appearance by Jedward.
We also answer advice and give updates about how great our advice has turned out so far. There may also be an appearance from the former Senator from Massachusetts.

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Lost

January 31, 2010

Tim’s Confused
Translating Lost to Other Languages
The X-Files and Terminators
Tim’s Too Poor for a DVR
Heroes
We Speculate the Big Final Reveal
Why They Keep Kate Around
How We’ll Boost the Ratings
Stub Seasons
Adam Has Dinner with Dr. Jack Shepard
A Tease to Tom’s Reoccurring Role on “One Tree Hill”
Comic Book Conventions
Insulting the Hulk
Close Encounters with Jin
Tim and Adam and Tom Solve Your Problems
Hollywood Steals Our Ideas
The Gauntlet
The iPad
Jersey Shore

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