Sunday Roast

This week we’re back from the United Kingdom having conquered one of Tim’s biggest fears: Sunday Roast. We’ve finally been to one and have a lot of thoughts about them, which we talked about into microphones and recorded and turned into this episode.

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2017 Fall TV Preview

“Hey, what’s on the boob tube?” That’s the question on everybody’s mind this time of year, and luckily you have Tim and Tom to guide you through the new fall TV offerings. With the help of a little website called TV Guide dot com (perhaps you’ve heard of it?), we take you through literally every new show on network TV this year, except for the shows we didn’t have time to get to.

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Potato Chips

Whether you call them chips or crisps, these things are delicious. This week we're talking about it all: different flavors of chips, history of chips and those weird low-fat chips that made oil seep out of your butt. 

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Van Life (aka Van Life)

Living in a van is no longer considered hitting absolute rock bottom and we're gonna talk about it. This is also Tim's last episode as a single man and serves as his bachelor party.

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Saved By The Bell

Zack, Kelly, Slater, Jesse, Lisa and Screech (and to a lesser extent, Tori) are the teens who inspired a generation to go to school, eat hamburgers served by a magician, abuse caffeine pills, line up at the mall to score tickets to George Michael concerts, build AI robots (but only bring them around once in a while), cheat on each other with each other, make fake IDs to sneak into over-18 dance clubs, start bands that only play weird 80s ballads at school dances, hold radio legend Casey Kasem in bizarrely high regard, call their distracted fathers using giant cell phones to ask "Is this the only way I can get through to you?" and constantly display disgusting levels of disrespect towards their beleaguered school principals. This week we're talking about the whole Bayside gang from Saved By The Bell.

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Sonic The Hedgehog

This week we're talking about one of the fastest hedgehogs around, Sonic. He's everybody's favorite little ring-collecting blue guy to draw disturbing pictures of and post to the internet. We discuss Sonic's origins, what kind of kids own each video game system and Michael Jackson. We also solve a problem about a couple dogs that is so disturbing that we almost end this show forever.

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Condiments

We all love food, but what about all that stuff we put on our food that isn't quite food, but makes the food we love even better? Yes, that's right, clearly we're talking about condiments. What are condiments? Which condiments are the best, and which are the pits? We'll answer all those questions and more, and learn a lot about the Spanish American War on this week's episode.

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Road Trips

This week we’re talking all about the road! More specifically, taking trips on it. What makes a trip a road trip as opposed to just a regular trip? Is it okay to pee in a bottle instead of pulling over? Those and other classy questions are answered. Tim also tells a very long story about scones and then doesn’t even say if the scones were good or not.

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Christopher Nolan

This week we talk about our good friend Chris Nolan and the movies he's made, in a rare insider's look at Hollywood (Tinseltown). Also, Tom discusses a very serious problem he's been dealing with.

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How To Disappear

Interested in leaving your old life behind for a life on the run, like friends of the show D.B. Cooper and Whitey Bulger? We'll tell you how. But first we'll need to talk a bit about lil' stinkers.

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Teen Fads 2017

Wanna learn about today's hottest new teen fads? Great news! Two men in their mid-30s are here to explain everything you need to know about fidget spinners, slime and dabbing. We also solve problems from someone who hates dining with his in-laws and a vegetarian who gets mocked at work.

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Ron Howard

This week we’re talking about the name on everyone’s lips in Tinseltown: Little Ronnie Howard. He’s not Opie anymore, he’s a big time Hollywood director that is taking over one of the new Star Track movies.

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Gardening

This week we're talking plants, and not the kind that the government puts in place to keep an eye on you.

We also solve a problem from an accidental dog caregiver who doesn't like the attention his dog gets.

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Airports

Tim has returned from a trip to Europe, and boy does he want to talk about the airports he flew into and out of. But first we discuss bringing suits to dry cleaners and try to make sense of the novelty t-shirts of the 1990s.

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Personal Hygiene

Toothbrushing, showering, deodorant, when will it end? This week we're talking about the stuff you have to do to participate in polite society, namely cleaning yourself, you animal. Also, Tim complains about tourists.

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Wonder Woman

This week we're talking about Wonder Woman, the star of the brand new movie called "Wonder Woman." Tom explains the origins of the character and Tim asks a bunch of dumb questions. But first, they talk about Broadway musicals and useless robots.

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Fake Meat

In the interest of equal time, this week we’re talking about fake meat. Not just your grandpa’s veggie patties either. To hell with your grandpa’s veggie burgers actually. We’re talking veggie burgers that bleed baby! And meat that you can grow in a lab, or print out of a printer. It’s all kinda gross and weird, but so is regular meat so it’s all the same to us.

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Meat

Listen to two beefy dudes chew the fat about meat. From Tim's tales of his time working at a butcher shop to Tom's list of the best meats, we cover it all. Also, we discuss the convoluted plot of an exciting new video game.

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Laundry

This week Tom discusses the problems he’s having with his home life and Tim talks about his desire to sleep outside.Also we talk about laundromats, having your underwears stolen, Iron Butterfly, dryer fires, dry cleaning, bleach, new Febreeze scents, Tim goes through a list of how often you should launder things, and long distance phone calls.

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