Renting Showbiz Babies and Covering Them in Jelly

Quick, what's the grossest thing you can think of?

If you're anything like 86% of the world's population, you answered "watching some gross pregnant woman give birth to a child." If you are in the 14% of the population that said something else, you are clearly some kind of dangerous pervert. Nothing could be more disgusting than some sweaty, red-faced, bloated woman screaming at the top of her lungs as she pushes an 8-pound, squishy ball of bloody flesh through her lady parts.

Newborn Babies are the grossest of Gods creatures. Ask anybody. Newborn babies are the grossest of God's creatures. Ask anybody.

But here's the crazy thing: those out-of-touch crazies in Hollywood have their heads so far up their asses that they don't realize that we all find childbirth to be so offensive. In fact, amazingly, they try to use it as bait for higher ratings on their television shows!