In this episode we talk about cruises, and Tom shares anecdotes from his recent vacation on board a luxury cruise. Also:

- the arduous process of recording a weekly podcast
- the perils of fame
- jumping overboard is not a good idea
- treating limo drivers with respect by never shooting them
- TCGTE's after hours cruise ship spectacular stage show
- the difference between cruise ships and pirate ships
- Jersey Shore rejects in Belize
- cell phone reception from Cuba
- renting books from the liberry
- taking pictures of jerks reading Maxim Magazine
- disguising strip clubs as cowboy hat stores