David Blaine

Magic, magic, magic! This week we’re talking about David Blaine, a real magician’s magician. Also one of the few magicians that Tim and Tom have waved at IN PERSON. Hear all about that as well as all of his amazing feats of endurance in this week’s episode.

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Nintendo Entertainment System

Just in time for the release of the new NES Classic Edition, we talk about the beloved NES game system. Which games were the best? Which games were just for the scummy kids? How the heck did the gun for Duck Hunt work? We show our age and cover it all this week. We also talk about people freaking out about Daylight Savings Time and solve a problem from a listener who doesn't want to commute with her annoying coworker.

Tom Hanks

Boy, what a week. That's why we've decided to try our best to keep our minds off it for at least an hour and talk about the one thing everyone in this world can agree on: Tom Hanks. Starting with movies that aren't even made yet and going all the way back to the beginning, we talk about literally every movie Tom Hanks has ever been in.

Poltergeists

This week we're talking all about things that go bump in the night. Well, not all things. We're mostly just talking about poltergeists, which Tim wants to make very clear that he is not afraid of.

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Yosemite

This week Tim and Tom go hiking in the nation's largest national park: Yosemite. Learn all about hiking, nature and almost dying alone in the woods!

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Left Handedness

This week we discuss the sinister implications of using the devil's dominant hand: the left hand. A lot of solid scientific research went into determining the evils of left handedness, and we'll use all of it. All of it. 

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Appetizers

This week we're talking apps and NOT the kind you might find on a modern smartphone! No, we're talking about the original apps: appetizers. The things you eat to appetize before a big meal. You know, like chicken fingers and stuff.

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Fall TV Preview 2016

This week, Tim and Tom scheme to become hulking muscle men. They also discuss some of the new and returning TV shows coming this fall. What shows? Well, shows like Supernatural, Westworld, Jane The Virgin, Kevin Can Wait, Big Bang Theory, Who’s The Boss, Dancing with the Stars, Ladder Matches, Supergirl, Night Court rumors, Dr. Phil, Designated Survivor. There’s also a little Edward Snowden talk.

iPhone 7

Apple announced the iPhone 7 this week (and some other stuff) and we talk about it as we are wont to do. We also discuss the latest Taylor Swift news and solve a problem from a listener who can't get her partner to listen to the same music as her.

MTV VMA 2016

Welcome to this week's episode of Teen Talk, the only show where two men in their mid-thirties talk about all the cool stuff teens are into.

This week Tom watched the MTV Video Music Awards and wasn't nearly as confused as he thought he'd be.

Burger King

This week we talk about Burger King, an episode we were shocked we haven't done before. Obviously there's a lot of Whopper talk, but we also discuss some lesser-known menu items for all you fast food hipsters. Also, Tim wants to spy on a contractor and we solve a problem from someone who wants some driving tips.

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Alien Superstructure

Have we possibly found an alien civilization almost 1,500 light years away? That’s what some scientists are saying, and if you can’t trust scientists who can you trust? This week we’re talking about the famous vacuum cleaner man Dyson and his sphere, which collects energy for a star.

We also hear from a woman named Becky who asks for advice about how to get people to stop calling her Becky.

Buffalo Wings

Hoo boy, this is a hot one! This week we talk about everybody's favorite spicy treat that covers your face with sauce and makes you work for every last bit of meat on the bone: Buffalo Wings. Also, Tim is bummed out and Tom can't get enough of The Matrix.

And in a new installment of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems, we advise a gentleman who has a co-worker who won't leave him alone.

Jared Leto

From My So-Called Life to Suicide Squad we’ve watch Jared Leto grow from a handsome boy to a handsome man who still looks like a boy. Whether he’s gaining a lot of weight or losing a lot of weight he sure can act. This week we’re talking all about him and his method acting and his band that all the kids seem to love, 30 Seconds to Mars.

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Shoes

Shoes. Everybody wears 'em, but what do we really know about them? This week, we discuss all different kinds of shoes and share some very important opinions about that famous footwear everybody's talking about: shoes!

Also, Tom has some words for people who don't check their email, and we solve a problem from a lady who can't convince her boyfriend to get the kind of dog she wants.

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Lucid Dreaming

This week we're talking all about lucid dreaming. What's lucid dreaming? It's when you know you're in a dream! You'll be thinking, "Am I HAVING a dream? If so, I never want to wake up!" when you listen to this amazing episode!

Also we solve a listener problem about Jeopardy! that makes Tim jealous.