Derek Jeter

This week we discuss the retirement of one of baseball's brightest stars, Derek Jeter. If you don't know anything about Derek Jeter, don't worry -- we bring you up to speed very quickly. We also talk about a few of the more surprising aspects of his life, some of which are pretty shocking.

But first, we discuss Tim's recent trip to Iceland, Tom's casting decisions for the Captain Marvel movie and the acclaimed film Rounders 2. And in a new installment of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems, we tackle a question about a baby that says swear words.

Comic Book TV Shows (Fall 2014)

This week Tim’s on vacation so A.J. joins Tom to talk about something Tim would never want to: all the new comic book superhero TV shows coming to TV this fall. Tim and A.J. talk Tom’s trip to the NYC premiere of Gotham, the new season of Arrow, The Flash, Constantine, Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and more.

The guys also help an engineering intern try to figure out how to make his office stop smelling like fish in order to get him a job.

Apple Watch

This week we’re talking about the latest gizmo to completely change the world and allow you to finally forget about all of your problems: Apple Watch. Also, Tom explains to Tim the video game Destiny and we solve a listener problem concerning not liking seafood.

This week's episode is brought to you by Amazon. Did you know that they now sell more than just books? It’s true! They started selling other stuff about 10 years ago. You can find out all about it at tcgte.com/amazon.

NYC Trendy Food

Cronuts, ramen burgers, gourmet chicken nuggets, who can keep track of all of these new trendy foods that you have to wait in line for hours and hours to acquire? We can, despite not having eaten many of the items. This week we run down the list of the hottest food trends in New York City and tell you why they’re stupid.

Also, Tim and Tom solve a problem regarding a marriage proposal at a concert.

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Memes

If you're a person that uses the internet (and we suspect that you are), then one thing is for certain: you can't get enough MEMES!!!! In an episode we can't believe we haven't done in the past, Tom explains some of the most popular internet memes to a skeptical Tim. Naturally, this is followed by a fair amount of confusion, as well as a discussion of presidential hamburger-eating habits.

But first, we talk about how we're celebrating Labor Day 2014 and give a definitive answer to a classic airplane etiquette question. And in a new installment of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems, we help out a guy who needs to choose between romancing a bunch of girls over the internet or staying with one girl in real life. 

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Emergency Preparedness

If there’s an emergency, are you prepared? You are if you have THIS episode. Tim and Tom discuss all the things you need to have in case of an emergency, like a hand crank radio, dehydrated food and constant entertainment.

This week we also introduce a new segment called “Taking Care of Business” and solve a listener problem relating to Facebook birthday blues.

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Ice Cream

We're smack dab in the middle of summertime, so this week we're talkin' ice cream. And boy oh boy, do we have a lot of opinions about ice cream. If you enjoy listening to two grown men talking about desserts very passionately, this is the episode for you. We also coin a new phrase that is sure to take the world by storm, and solve a listener's problem about when to shake hands and when to hug.

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Personal Hygiene

This week we cover it all, folks: from baths to showers to brushing your teeth. Everything you need to know about proper personal hygiene is covered. Plus we explore a minor plot point in Back to the Future which may not make any sense, Tom refuses to explain why a cab hailing app has deemed him "influential," and Tim says something gross that needs to be bleeped out. Also we solve a problem from a listener that may or may not be made up. 

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Fitness Trackers

This week, Tim tries to rebrand the podcast as a resource for consumers to compare products, beginning with fitness trackers in this episode. Tom doesn't seem all that interested in this plan and spends more time thinking about they lyrics of Stevie Wonder songs. Also, Tim is ready to leave New York City for good because his car was towed.

In a new installment of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems, we give advice to a girl whose boyfriend turns into a monster whenever he plays video games.

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Haunted Houses

This week we’re talking all about haunted houses! Ohhhhhhhhh! Scary! All kinds of haunted houses, from the dinky ones at small-time amusement parks like Adventureland, where Tim shut down an entire ride, to haunted walking tours all about horrific deaths. Also we solve a listener’s problem having to do with some inappropriate photos on a work computer.

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Charles Manson

This week we talk about Charles Manson, a man famous for horrible things. Please be warned: Tim and Tom share what may be a somewhat controversial opinion – we don't like him. We make no apologies for this fact.

Also we talk about old department stores and giving gum to the animals at the zoo! We also introduce our brand new segment "The Complete Guide Mailbag." Get in on the fun by sending us mail! Here's our address:

The Complete Guide to Everything
P.O. Box 395
Greenpoint
Brooklyn, New York 11222-0395

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Horse Racing

This week we talk about Tim's trip to the horse track, which did not go well for him. Things go a little off the rails when we discuss the lineage of certain horses and what constitutes a "good horse." There's also a lot of talk about drinking smoothies, buying life-sized wax figures of George Clooney and opening a dangerous amusement park, as well as a staggering amount of product placement. 

In a brand new installment of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems, we tackle a young man's question about an uncle who steals his cigarettes.

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World Cup 2014 Brazil

World Cup Fever! This week we’re talking all about the world’s favorite sport: Non-American Football. Mostly though we talk about how Tom enjoys soccer, Tim is indifferent to it and they both agree that a lot of people in Brooklyn pretend to like it when the World Cup happens. Also the return of our world famous segment, The Mundane Bucket List.

This week’s episode is sponsored by The Complete Guide to Everything, who encourage you to check out The Complete Guide to Everything: After Dark Volume 2! That’s right, another collection of exclusive episodes we recorded with 7 of our besties that are available only on this custom limited edition 4GB USB drive. Over 10 hours of content for only $20 right over at tcgte.com/store!

Algernon After Dark

This week, we offer you a taste of our other show, The Complete Guide to Everything: After Dark, mostly because we don't have an actual episode to put out. So instead, please enjoy this episode from the vault (recorded a couple years ago). If you've heard this episode already, we apologize. But listen to it again, maybe you'll hear some stuff you didn't pick up on the first time! 

We'll be back next week with a regular episode. Promise.

Going Off The Grid

Have you ever wanted to disappear completely and never be found? Are you afraid that sinister forces are watching your every move, and just wish you could get away from it all? Well, you probably won't find any practical information in this episode, but you will hear Tim & Tom contemplate how difficult it would be to live off the grid. Also, Tom floats the prospect of replacing Tim on the podcast with his dog, Tim shaves his beard out of paranoia, and we discuss what to do if you smell terrible and don't know it. 

In a new installment of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems, we give advice to a teenager about how to properly channel teen angst.

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UK Tour Dates Canceled

We're very sorry to announce that we need to cancel all the scheduled shows remaining on our UK Tour. This effects the Manchester shows on June 3 & 4, as well as the London shows on June 5, 6 & 7. All shows have been canceled. Unfortunately, there has been a serious family emergency and we must return to the US as soon as possible.

If you had tickets to the shows, you will be refunded. If you have purchased tickets to the London Shows, you will be contacted later this week by the venue with refund information. For those of you who bought tickets to the Manchester shows, you'll be receiving an email from us within the next couple of days with all necessary information.

Obviously, we're very sorry to be doing this on such short notice. We know a lot of you travel significant distances to come to these shows, and we sincerely appreciate that you do so. Please know that we would never cancel these shows unless it was absolutely necessary. 

Thanks for your understanding. We'll be back soon and hope to see all of your beautiful faces.

Tim & Tom

Soylent

This week we talk about the future of food, Soylent. If you don't know, Soylent is a goo that was created by tech industry folks that provides all the nutrients your body needs [probably], eliminating the need to eat regular food. It seems really weird, and the dude who invented it sounds kind of like a jerk. We discuss this, and also Tom gets angry at people who call pasta sauce "gravy."

In a new installment of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems, we help out a young person who has trouble scheduling a study schedule.

Oh, and hey, Manchester and London: We are in your cities this week! There are still some tickets available and we would love to see you. Go to tcgte.com/tour for more info!