This week's episode is about a chain of coffee shops that also sells easy listening music and always has a bathroom for you to use when you need one.

Also this week: Tim has some ideas for spoons, we salute the hard work done by bookies everywhere, and we solve a problem from a listener about her dogs.

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Buying a Car

Tom’s had an interesting week in regards to popcorn and being a tough guy. Also, Tim and Tom argue about the logistics of stretch limo hot tub maintenance before getting to the topic at hand: buying a car. Neither is buying a car, but that doesn’t stop them from discussing it.

Also, a problem is solved in relation to vacationing with a family friend in NYC.

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This week we discuss Minecraft, the worldwide phenomenon that somehow Tim was completely unaware of. Luckily Tom is there to explain it all. Then we hatch schemes to live inside our Minecraft creations when the technology is finally available. We also talk about Bill Gates' magical video walls and what we would do with the giant letters from Yankee Stadium.

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Harrison Ford

A heated debate concerning TGI Friday’s Endless Apps takes up about half of this episode, but we do eventually get to talking about Harrison Ford. Who is Harrison Ford you ask? Why, he was in Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Blade Runner, you name it and so do we, in this episode. Mostly we talk about him crashing a plane into a golf course though.

We also solve a listener problem concerning moving out of the sticks to the big city.

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This week it's all about the shoes. Ya see, we're talking about sneakers, and we don't mean the 1992 film starring Robert Redford and Dan Aykroyd. We're talking about actual sneakers that you wear on your feet and Tom tells a story about designing his custom Nikes.

We also talk about how the obnoxiousness of the Jersey Boys musical and solve a problem from a listener about an annoying co-worker.

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Toy Fair

This week Tim and Tom go to Toy Fair! But first, a frank discussion about how the subway tracks are cleaned, then it's on to Toy Fair! A place where they apparently don't give out free toys but will let you hurt yourself on a remote control skateboard if you ask them.

We also try to solve a listener problem regarding an arranged marriage!

Kanye West

This week we talk about polarizing musician Kanye West because the world needs to hear more opinions about him. This episode contains the most passionate defense of Kanye from a guy who doesn't really care from him that you'll hear all week.

Also Tim goes to a high class magic show and Tom tries to get him to explain all the tricks.


Hot topic alert! This week we’re talking about vaccines. Who’s getting them, who’s not getting them, you name it. Also we talk about the logistics of storing your own blood and making a new skeleton. Also we solve possibly the most embarrassing listener problem we’ve ever received.


This week's episode is about Microsoft, a company that makes software and computer stuff. We talk about the majesty that is Windows 95, as well as some of their newer hit products like the Zune.

We also solve a problem from a listener about feeding vegans at his wedding.

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Basketball. B-ball. Tim and Tom went to a Brooklyn Nets game this week and now they've both got a bad case of basketball fever. They also talk about how terrible both of them are at basketball and the various levels of humiliation it has caused them throughout their lives.

Also, a problem involving being too young to buy fish at an aquarium is solved.

Joining A Gym

This week Tom joins a gym and has some very big plans for how the rest of his life will play out. Also, Tim is afraid of teens he sees on the bus. And in a new installment of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems we solve a problem from a listener whose parents are potentially stealing his hard earned money.

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It’s the topic that the entire podcasting world is talking about: Cereal. This week we’re talking all about that stuff you eat in the morning that is mostly sugar. From Cap’n Crunch variants to the multitude of monster cereals on the market, we cover it all this week.

Secret Menu Items

From "animal style burgers" to burritos wrapped in quesadillas to unofficial McDonald's sandwiches with really disgusting names, we're talking about secret menu items this week. Ya know, for people who like to go into a fast food joint and order "off the menu."

Also, Tim explains the Gilmore Girls to Tom and we have a very special announcement regarding the Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems theme song!

2014 Year In Review

2014 kinda stunk but it is our solemn duty to still recap it. This week we're talking all things 2014, along with bureaucracies, fingerprinting, North Korea and predictions for 2015, the year the hoverboard finally becomes a reality.

Stephen King

It's Christmastime, so this week we're doing an episode about noted horror novelist Stephen King. This guy does it all: writes books, has movies made based on his books, produces miniseries based on the same books successful movies have already been based on, and predicts the future in the books written by his pseudonym.

Also, Tom gets a weird contraption for his back and we solve a problem from a listener who expects us to figure out his whole life for him.


Mars. The Red Planet. We've all heard of it, but how many of us have actually been there? The answer may surprise you. The answer is none. None of us have actually been there. But that's not going to stop us from talking about Total Recall, Terraforming, One-Way Trips, Biodomes and everything else you need to know about if you want to go to Mars.

Also we solve a problem about a listener's friend who raps all the time.

Christmas Trees

This week we get in the holiday spirit and talk about Christmas trees. Tim helps Tom decide whether he should get a real tree that will make his dog sick and probably catch on fire, or a fake tree that will require him to empty out an entire room of his apartment for storage. We also take a look at reviews of classic books written by dumb children and solve a "problem" someone has because they get too much free wine.

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This week we're talking the fizzy stuff. Ya know, soda. All kinds of soda, but mostly just the mainstream stuff from Pepsi and Coke. Also this week we answer a listener problem concerning a boyfriend who might have a name fetish.


This week we talk about the recent controversies surrounding Uber, the car service run by bros. This somehow leads to heated conversation about the development of a real life Hoverboard.

We also bring back the popular segment "A Particular Type of A****** You Didn't Know Existed Until The New York Times Pointed Them Out To You" and solve a listener problem from a young married woman.

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