Burger King

This week we talk about Burger King, an episode we were shocked we haven't done before. Obviously there's a lot of Whopper talk, but we also discuss some lesser-known menu items for all you fast food hipsters. Also, Tim wants to spy on a contractor and we solve a problem from someone who wants some driving tips.

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Alien Superstructure

Have we possibly found an alien civilization almost 1,500 light years away? That’s what some scientists are saying, and if you can’t trust scientists who can you trust? This week we’re talking about the famous vacuum cleaner man Dyson and his sphere, which collects energy for a star.

We also hear from a woman named Becky who asks for advice about how to get people to stop calling her Becky.

Buffalo Wings

Hoo boy, this is a hot one! This week we talk about everybody's favorite spicy treat that covers your face with sauce and makes you work for every last bit of meat on the bone: Buffalo Wings. Also, Tim is bummed out and Tom can't get enough of The Matrix.

And in a new installment of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems, we advise a gentleman who has a co-worker who won't leave him alone.

Jared Leto

From My So-Called Life to Suicide Squad we’ve watch Jared Leto grow from a handsome boy to a handsome man who still looks like a boy. Whether he’s gaining a lot of weight or losing a lot of weight he sure can act. This week we’re talking all about him and his method acting and his band that all the kids seem to love, 30 Seconds to Mars.

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Shoes

Shoes. Everybody wears 'em, but what do we really know about them? This week, we discuss all different kinds of shoes and share some very important opinions about that famous footwear everybody's talking about: shoes!

Also, Tom has some words for people who don't check their email, and we solve a problem from a lady who can't convince her boyfriend to get the kind of dog she wants.

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Lucid Dreaming

This week we're talking all about lucid dreaming. What's lucid dreaming? It's when you know you're in a dream! You'll be thinking, "Am I HAVING a dream? If so, I never want to wake up!" when you listen to this amazing episode!

Also we solve a listener problem about Jeopardy! that makes Tim jealous.

Pokémon Go

This week two men in their 30s will infuriate a bunch of you by trying to make sense of the Pokémon Go phenomenon. We also solve a problem from a listener who can't get rid of an annoying friend.

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Waterparks

Waterparks! Slides, tubes, pools, waterparks have them all. This week Tim and Tom went to a waterpark for the first time in probably at least a decade and returned to tell the tale. They discuss the different kinds of amusements one would find at a waterpark as well as what’s worth your time (lazy rivers) and what might not be (wave pools). If you’re looking for thrills AND spills then this episode is right up your alley.

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Fourth of July

On this episode, we celebrate our country's independence from that lousy king and talk about hot dogs and fireworks and all that stuff. Also, Tom has an idea for a new kind of credit card scam.

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Golf

This week we talk about the sport that all the gentleman go wild for: golf. From putting to sand traps, we cover it all. Plus, Tom sees some ridiculous fashion choices on a train and Tim shares a horrible story involving a horse.

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Sandwiches

This week we’re talking turkey, turkey SANDWICHES that is. One of our favorite topics, but one that has never been explored at length, until now. We aren’t afraid to tackle the big issues either. Mustard or mayonnaise? Whole wheat or white bread? How tall of a sandwich is too tall? We also find surprising common ground as well as a whole lot of conflict.

Simulation Hypothesis

This week we learn that the world around us might not be what it seems, as Tom explains to Tim what the Simulation Hypothesis is all about. Is life as we know it a computer simulation? It's possible. Does Tim have issues with low blood sugar? It would explain all the giggling in this episode. We also solve a problem from a listener who has an awkward situation at work with her boyfriend.

Summer Vacation

School’s. Out. For. Summer. That’s right kids, this week we’re talking about what you’ve been waiting for all school year: summer vacation! We discuss the various exciting and not-so-exciting off-year summer vacation destinations we both went to as kids and a shocking revelation is made about Tim’s diving expertise (or lack thereof?).

Also this week we solve a listener problem about an inherited cat that’s been bringing around a bad crowd.

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Sweden

This week, a jet lagged Tim talks about what he learned on his fact-finding trip to Stockholm while an allergy-ridden Tom struggles to understand Swedish culture. We also solve a problem from a listener who has a problem with some cat bullies.

Also, we're playing in London as part of the London Podcast Festival at Kings Place September 22-25! Our shows are September 23 and 24, but you should check out the entire lineup because it's great. Tickets go on sale Tuesday, May 31 at noon. Check it out at kingsplace.co.uk!

Reboots

This week we drink whiskey and discuss Hollywood's obsession with reboots, but we wind up just arguing about the new Ghostbusters movie for a while. We also solve a problem from a woman who loves her job despite the fact she doesn't know how to actually do her job.

And also, we're going to be a part of the London Podcast Festival at Kings Place. The festival is September 23-25 (we have shows on the 23rd and 24th) and tickets go on sale May 31 at noon. You should really go to it.

Acupuncture

This week Tim and Tom are talking about acupuncture. Does it really help or is it really just sticking a bunch of pins in yourself and hoping for the best? Also, a frank discussion about moisturizing habits.

Tim And Tom Solve Even More of Your Problems Again

Experienced problem solvers Tim and Tom are at it again this week, guiding you through your most serious quandaries. We help people with their problems relating to the Property Brothers, tattoos and rude people in new towns. To be honest, it just feels so good to give back. Also, Tom talks about his brother's wedding and Tim explains what your favorite teen star from the 90s is up to.

Prince

We heard the news that Prince passed away shortly before we recorded this week's episode, so this week we talked about Prince and how cool he was. Also, in a followup to last week's Oculus Rift episode, Tom explains how he is transitioning to living in cyberspace full-time.

Oculus Rift

This week, Tom explains everything about the Oculus Rift, the newly-released virtual reality headset that he recently purchased, in what will likely be his last episode ever before going to live full time in cyberspace. Also, Tim has a series of misadventures at a rock concert and we talk a little more about last week's topic of Tiny Houses.

Tiny Houses

Spread the word: tiny houses aren’t just for people who can’t afford big houses anymore! This week we’re talking about the minimalist movement sweeping the nation. Want to build your own tiny house and then go live in the woods all alone? Then you’ve come to the right place. Also, we solve a listener problem concerning a yawning co-worker/roommate.

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