Apple Music

This week we're talking about the hot new entrant into the streaming music game: scrappy young upstart Apple. We also discuss Donald Trump's PR strategy, Tom Hanks' recent career choices, cracking wise on a lifeboat and, as is required by law whenever talking about anything music industry-related, Taylor Swift.

Additionally, we solve a problem from a listener who can't stop reading his emails in a goofy accent.

Mobile Gaming

This week we're talkin' mobile gaming and some Arkham Knight, even though it's not a mobile game whatsoever.

We also solve a problem involving some complicated political issues relating to high school student government.

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Fan Theories

This week, we talk about a thing that everyone on the internet is required to talk about at some point: fan theories. You know that movie or TV show you like? Well, you're never going to believe what's REALLY happening in it. It turns out half the characters are secretly dead and most of the scenes are fever dreams and coma fantasies.

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Escaping from Prison

This week we’re talking all about the recent prison break in upstate New York which hopefully hasn’t come to a horribly tragic end by the time you listen to this.

Also discussed: Tim’s depressing lunch at Quizno’s, the idea of toasted burritos, a puppet restaurant, lockdowns, Tim’s near run-in with the Hammerman, real life Harley Quinn, dirty prison underwear, the governor of New York being on the case, US Marshals.

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Tim And Tom Solve Your Problems Yet Again

You all have been sending us your problems and dang it, we always try our hardest to solve 'em. This week we devote the entire episode to helping out our listeners, save for some talk about Night Court and America's Funniest Home Videos.

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Treating Yourself

This week Tom decides that he deserves a look into how the other half lives and treats himself to a luxuriously long massage.

We also discuss friend of the show Ben Affleck’s problems with his wife and neighbors as well as annoying subway bongo players.

Our live shows in London are coming up soon (JUNE 25, 26 & 27) so you should buy tickets right now at tcgte.com/live. Thursday night is 50 Shades of Tim and Friday night is Dating Part 5: Online Dating!

2015 Summer Movies

This week is our annual summer movie preview, recorded after several of the year's biggest blockbusters have been released and already forgotten. Since loud, dumb summer movies are basically created for people like Tom, we've created the Tom-Scale™ of movie ratings so you can keep track of which movies are worth your time.

But first, we announce the extremely exciting and very sexy topic for our first show in London this year. By the way, the shows are coming up soon (JUNE 25, 26 & 27) so you should buy tickets right now at tcgte.com/live.

Also, Tim tries to find a venue for his birthday party that isn't a bar, and we solve a problem from a listener about iced coffee.

Mattresses (Part One of the Bed Series)

What conversation about mattresses would be complete if it didn’t start with 20 minutes of Tim complaining about Tom’s new Apple Watch and ignoring Tim’s text message? After that, we talk about the new mattress Tom bought from the internet, the time Tim got duped into paying an extra $200 for a mattress by a mattress salesman, mattress protectors and spilling wine/wetting the bed and a tease for future bed episodes.

This week we also solve a problem from a listener who found a bunch of undeveloped film rolls in hiding place in the old shed of the new home he bought.

California

This week we kinda talk about the great state of California, a place where we have each been a couple times and have some vague opinions about. Also, Tim is sick, Tom gets a new water filter and we solve a problem from a listener who has a weird mental picture of the two of us.

HGTV

This week we're talking Home and Garden Television, or HGTV to the layperson. Flip or Flop, House Hunters, House Hunters International, Property Brothers, you name it. (Mostly just those though.)

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Birthdays

It's Tom's birthday, so he gets to talk about whatever he wants this week. Oddly, he chooses to talk about the subject of birthdays.

Also: Tom doesn't get his Apple Watch in time for his birthday, Tim has a bus adventure, we contemplate the future of Marvel movies and a fact about a talking horse creeps us both out. And in a new installment of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems, we help a listener with his ringtone quandary.

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Area 51

Do you want to know more about aliens hidden at secret government facilities?

Do you want to see Donald Trump kiss a bunch of people on television?

Do commercials for toilet paper make you irrationally angry?

If you answered yes to these questions, this is the podcast episode for you!

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Cars of the Future!

This week we’re talking cars of the future, like Tesla, Google’s Self-Driving Car, Hyperloop, Apple’s Car and more. Also this week we hear about how Tom fell down in the street along with the riveting tale of how Timmy Baloneyskins became Timmy Meatballs.

Hey New York City! We're doing a show in Brooklyn on 4/10 at Union Hall. We have to keep the topic secret because we're afraid to announce it publicly, but we promise it'll be worth your while. Get tickets at tcgte.com/live.

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Starbucks

This week's episode is about a chain of coffee shops that also sells easy listening music and always has a bathroom for you to use when you need one.

Also this week: Tim has some ideas for spoons, we salute the hard work done by bookies everywhere, and we solve a problem from a listener about her dogs.

Hey New York City! We're doing a show in Brooklyn on 4/10 at Union Hall. We have to keep the topic secret because we're afraid to announce it publicly, but we promise it'll be worth your while. Get tickets at tcgte.com/live.

Buying a Car

Tom’s had an interesting week in regards to popcorn and being a tough guy. Also, Tim and Tom argue about the logistics of stretch limo hot tub maintenance before getting to the topic at hand: buying a car. Neither is buying a car, but that doesn’t stop them from discussing it.

Also, a problem is solved in relation to vacationing with a family friend in NYC.

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Minecraft

This week we discuss Minecraft, the worldwide phenomenon that somehow Tim was completely unaware of. Luckily Tom is there to explain it all. Then we hatch schemes to live inside our Minecraft creations when the technology is finally available. We also talk about Bill Gates' magical video walls and what we would do with the giant letters from Yankee Stadium.

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Harrison Ford

A heated debate concerning TGI Friday’s Endless Apps takes up about half of this episode, but we do eventually get to talking about Harrison Ford. Who is Harrison Ford you ask? Why, he was in Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Blade Runner, you name it and so do we, in this episode. Mostly we talk about him crashing a plane into a golf course though.

We also solve a listener problem concerning moving out of the sticks to the big city.

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Sneakers

This week it's all about the shoes. Ya see, we're talking about sneakers, and we don't mean the 1992 film starring Robert Redford and Dan Aykroyd. We're talking about actual sneakers that you wear on your feet and Tom tells a story about designing his custom Nikes.

We also talk about how the obnoxiousness of the Jersey Boys musical and solve a problem from a listener about an annoying co-worker.

HEY NEW YORK! Come see us in Brooklyn on 4/10. Tickets at tcgte.com/live.