Sandwiches

This week we’re talking turkey, turkey SANDWICHES that is. One of our favorite topics, but one that has never been explored at length, until now. We aren’t afraid to tackle the big issues either. Mustard or mayonnaise? Whole wheat or white bread? How tall of a sandwich is too tall? We also find surprising common ground as well as a whole lot of conflict.

Simulation Hypothesis

This week we learn that the world around us might not be what it seems, as Tom explains to Tim what the Simulation Hypothesis is all about. Is life as we know it a computer simulation? It's possible. Does Tim have issues with low blood sugar? It would explain all the giggling in this episode. We also solve a problem from a listener who has an awkward situation at work with her boyfriend.

Summer Vacation

School’s. Out. For. Summer. That’s right kids, this week we’re talking about what you’ve been waiting for all school year: summer vacation! We discuss the various exciting and not-so-exciting off-year summer vacation destinations we both went to as kids and a shocking revelation is made about Tim’s diving expertise (or lack thereof?).

Also this week we solve a listener problem about an inherited cat that’s been bringing around a bad crowd.

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Sweden

This week, a jet lagged Tim talks about what he learned on his fact-finding trip to Stockholm while an allergy-ridden Tom struggles to understand Swedish culture. We also solve a problem from a listener who has a problem with some cat bullies.

Also, we're playing in London as part of the London Podcast Festival at Kings Place September 22-25! Our shows are September 23 and 24, but you should check out the entire lineup because it's great. Tickets go on sale Tuesday, May 31 at noon. Check it out at kingsplace.co.uk!

Reboots

This week we drink whiskey and discuss Hollywood's obsession with reboots, but we wind up just arguing about the new Ghostbusters movie for a while. We also solve a problem from a woman who loves her job despite the fact she doesn't know how to actually do her job.

And also, we're going to be a part of the London Podcast Festival at Kings Place. The festival is September 23-25 (we have shows on the 23rd and 24th) and tickets go on sale May 31 at noon. You should really go to it.

Acupuncture

This week Tim and Tom are talking about acupuncture. Does it really help or is it really just sticking a bunch of pins in yourself and hoping for the best? Also, a frank discussion about moisturizing habits.

Tim And Tom Solve Even More of Your Problems Again

Experienced problem solvers Tim and Tom are at it again this week, guiding you through your most serious quandaries. We help people with their problems relating to the Property Brothers, tattoos and rude people in new towns. To be honest, it just feels so good to give back. Also, Tom talks about his brother's wedding and Tim explains what your favorite teen star from the 90s is up to.

Prince

We heard the news that Prince passed away shortly before we recorded this week's episode, so this week we talked about Prince and how cool he was. Also, in a followup to last week's Oculus Rift episode, Tom explains how he is transitioning to living in cyberspace full-time.

Oculus Rift

This week, Tom explains everything about the Oculus Rift, the newly-released virtual reality headset that he recently purchased, in what will likely be his last episode ever before going to live full time in cyberspace. Also, Tim has a series of misadventures at a rock concert and we talk a little more about last week's topic of Tiny Houses.

Tiny Houses

Spread the word: tiny houses aren’t just for people who can’t afford big houses anymore! This week we’re talking about the minimalist movement sweeping the nation. Want to build your own tiny house and then go live in the woods all alone? Then you’ve come to the right place. Also, we solve a listener problem concerning a yawning co-worker/roommate.

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The Internet Of Things

Pretty soon every item in your home will be connected to the internet and everything you need will happen automatically. At least, that's what all the nerds who are buying internet-connected refrigerators are saying. Anyway, this week we talk about the Internet of Things, Tom's obsession with having a "connected home" and we speak with a very special robot guest. Also, Tim's cab driver has a run-in with the police and we try to order cashews just by talking into thin air.

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2016 Summer Movies Part 1

Movies Movies Movies! Like we always say: hooray for Hollywood!

This week, Tim and Tom take Tinseltown as we preview this summer's hottest blockbusters. (Actually, in this episode we mostly talk about movies coming out in April and May.) But the main event is Tom's complex reaction to the new Batman v Superman movie, which was not very good.

We also solve a problem from a listener who needs to travel across the country with a couple of cats.

Spring Break

This week we're taking a break... a SPRING BREAK that is! We're talking about all the hot spot destinations for spring break like Florida! Also this week we solve a lister problem concerning a mouse but not from a mouse.

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Civilian Space Travel

Blast off with your best buds Tim and Tom as we talk about civilian space travel. That's right, some billionaires are trying to make it possible for schlubs like us to go to space, which seems like a really bad idea. We also talk about public drinking laws in New York City, going to the movies with teenagers and we solve a problem from a guy whose roommate hasn't showered in weeks.

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Popcorn

Popcorn, get your fresh popcorn! This week we're talking all about the treat that's a treat to eat: popcorn. How does corn turn into popcorn? What are the different ways to make popcorn? Why doesn't Tim like popcorn? All of these questions and more are answered on this week's episode.

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The Chupacabra

This week, we have a brand new installment in our TCGTE Myths and Legends series. We talk about the infamous goat sucker, the chupacabra and uncover some truly alarming facts. Also, Tim has some stories about riding the bus and we solve problems from a lady looking for love and a child politician.

Bagels

Bagels, bagels, bagels. This week we’re talking about the ol’ bready treat known as bagels. Toasted, untested, cream cheese, butter, New York-style, Montreal-style, we don’t shy away from any bagel-related topic. Also this week Tim discusses his trip to the magical Build Your Own Burger McDonalds that Tom visited a few weeks ago as well as his Valentine’s Day run-in with Rainbow Bagels.

Also this week we celebrate the return of the Mundane Bucket List and we solve a listener problem involving a couple’s escalating prank war.

Childhood Ambitions

Ever wonder what the tiny, child-versions of Tim & Tom wanted to be when they grew up? What were our hopes and our dreams? The answers may shock you.

Also, Burger King announces it'll serve hot dogs, Tom has a question about the Super Bowl and we solve a problem about old love letters.

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Groceries

This week Tim and Tom are talking Groceries, something that neither of them thought to shop for until very recently. We're talking fruits, we're talking vegetables, are we talking meats? You're damn right we're talking meats. No stone is left unturned.

Also this week we solve a listener's problem concerning how to make an acquaintance into a friend without being a real weirdo about it.

Rebranding

Questions about branding? You've come to the right place. This week we're talking about rebranding efforts: Radio Shack, Pizza Hut, Dr. Pepper and a bunch of other brands have switched things up in a misguided attempt to appeal to young folks, and all of them paid a terrible price for doing so. Can we rebrand The Complete Guide to Everything to appeal to a new, hip audience? But first, Tom takes a magical trip to a new McDonalds with a magical touch screen.

Also, we solve a problem from a listener with a co-worker who is a boring drunk.