Limited Edition Complete Guide to Everything T-Shirt

There are literally hundreds of reasons to order this special edition t-shirt. Among them:

- These shirts are damn stylish

We're producing these using the highest-quality, best looking t-shirts you can buy: American Apparel Fine Jersey T-Shirts that will look great on an attractive person such as yourself. If you don't believe us, take a look at American Apparel's near-pornographic advertisements and tell me with a straight face you think those emaciated models don't look super hot.

- You'll be supporting your (presumably) favorite podcast 

Sure, we make podcasting look easy, but producing a free weekly podcast costs money. Buying a shirt will help us pay for bandwidth/hosting and equipment costs so we can keep producing new episodes without going bankrupt. Plus, the luxury yacht we record most episodes on seriously needs a new paint job.

- We're making the shirts ourselves

Since we are true renaissance men, we'll be printing the shirts with our own four hands (with help from our talented friend Amy Fierro, who designed the show's logo). Rest assured knowing that the shirt that you get will be literally drenched in our own blood, sweat and tears (mostly tears). Seriously, though, we'll try our hardest not to bleed on your shirt. Hey, check out Amy's Etsy shop for other cool stuff!

 - These are only available for a very limited time

We'll only be taking orders for these shirts until February 19, 2011. At that point our order will go off to the shirt supplier and we will begin screen printing. The shirts should be printed and shipped in late February/early March. After that you'll never be able to get this color/logo shirt again, unless you buy from some bootlegger who is probably a drug addict that uses child labor to produce cheap, knockoff podcast merchandise. Do you really want that on your head? 

These high-quality American Apparel 100% Cotton Fine Jersey T-Shirts printed personally by your favorite podcasters (and your best friends) Tim and Tom are only available for order until February 19, 2011. Shirts will begin shipping after this date.

The first 100 orders will come with a Complete Guide to Everything magnet. SOLD OUT!