Official Bottle Opener

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Official Bottle Opener

14.99

If you really want to be cool, you should only use this to open either really expensive craft brews while claiming to be able to taste distinct notes of orange peel and chicory root, or the cheapest most garbage beer you can find. You’ll also find it plays the (now retired) T&TSYP theme song! If you want to be a true hipster, pretend that you like the song, even though it’s objectively bad. Claim that everyone else just can’t hear the true brilliance because they’ve been conditioned to like shitty pop music because they’re all a bunch of “sheeple” and corporate stooges. Then drink more beer to numb the pain.

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